live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.

Professional fangirl. Please come join me.

(Source: stylinz, via niallar)

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.
crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

foodchewer:

starbuckers:

i put the ass in casserole

why would you put your ass in the casserole

(via thelostweasleychild)

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 
Straight White Boy Problem #199

straightwhiteboyproblems:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

When you find someone in your favorite bathroom and u are thinking “thats MY bathroom”

somebody tagged this as “what are ya doin in my swamp” and i audibly laughed and woke up my dog

(via thelostweasleychild)

(Source: sassvengers, via thebloggerbloggerfun)

basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via circumcising)

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

image

WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

(via benssmile)

cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

(Source: anostalgicnerd, via hi)

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